First post ever. TIE ME DOWN.

Oh joy! The inaugural post of KNIT-IOTS! Hello, internet! I send you warm wishes from my quaint cottage atop the Pocono Mountains. Every morning I go out on my balcony and yodel, and shortly after that I start KNITTING.

This blog used to be "The Graceful Ghost", which chronicled my daily adventures, but I learned a few things from that:

1. I'm a boring git who no one wants to read about.
2. I couldn't be bothered to share my life with people.
3. I find it easier to write about things I like to do.
4. Great friendships can be made when you connect to people through favorite crafts!

FOR EXAMPLE:

FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN: (to nearby SATANIST) Turn down that rock music, heathen! Can't you see I'm trying to KNIT?

SATANIST: (gasping in surprise) KNITTING? I f**king LOVE KNITTING!

(The Fundamentalist Christian and Satanist become good friends that very instant. "You've got a Friend in Me" begins to play as they share patterns.)

This person here is me. Because you probably want to know what I look like.





Within a few days, knitting-related stuff should pop up. Feel free to harass me if I take too long.